I Wonder if Clowns Farts Smell Funny

Spawn (1997)

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Quotes

• Clown : I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state.

• Clown : [in cheerleader get-up as he watches Cyan] What a pretty little dress. I wonder if she's it in my size?

  [begins cheering]

  Clown : Spawnie, Spawnie, he's our man, if he can't kill 'em, no one can. Yay, Spawnie! S to the P to the A to the AWN, S to the P to the A to the AWN. Go, Spawnie, go Spawnie.

• Clown : In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!

• Clown : [imitating Jimmy Stewart] "Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

  Clown : [farts twice]

  Clown : Oops, twins.

• Clown : You're dead. D-E-D. Dead.

• Clown : Ooh. Burnt man walkin'.

• Clown : [while acting as a clown at Cyan's birthday party] I've got more tricks than a hooker!

• Spawn : Just get me to a hospital.

  Clown : A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again.

• Clown : Why do you people always question? Why ask why, when *how* is so much more fun?

• Clown : How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?

• Clown : The master and I are going to have words. He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all. I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles with their freakin' dumb noses and their lousy party hats! Arrgh! I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly, but the pay sucks!

• Spawn : You filthy little piece of vermin. What makes you think I would join your army? You can take that army of yours and shove it.

  Clown : Sounds like a country song.

  [singing]

  Clown : "You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can take that..."

  [stops]

  Clown : Uh-oh. You've got that, "I want to beat the fat little man" look in your eyes.

• Clown : I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.

• Spawn : NO!

  Clown : Oh, come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this.

  [high pitched]

  Clown : AAAH! Someone's a little angry 'cause they died and went to...

  [singing]

  Clown : / Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse. /

• Clown : I love the smell of burning asphalt in the morning.

• Clown : [as Wanda] You pansy bacon crisp!

• Clown : Wynn and Wanda sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G

• Clown : If you strike oil, half of it is mine.

• Clown : [farts] Oops. A wet one. I hope I didn't stain my underwear. Look at that. Skid marks.

• Spawn : Aah! Feels like my skin is about to explode.

  Clown : That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?

• Spawn : God.

  Clown : [covering ears] Aah! Did you have to use the "G" word? La la la la la la.

• Jason Wynn : He killed Priest! He damn near killed me!

  Clown : You say that like it's a bad thing.

• Spawn : What... is this?

  Clown : Ooh, boy you are tied to that track and that stupid train just kept running over you now, didn't it? Running over you.

• Clown : Oh, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. Bad crispy! Bad crispy! Clown not like.

• Clown : Come on, my barbecued friend. Don't want to keep that side order of potato salad waiting, now do we?

• Clown : [to a group of would-be Satanists] Shocked and amazed at the wonders of necroflesh? You're not alone. For a limited time only, you too can have this handsome epidermis for the eensy price of your soul and a buttload of pain.

• Clown : No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...

  [shouts]

  Clown : The Violator!

• Clown : Open wide and say, "AAH"!

• Clown : [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] You have been violated little girly man.

• Clown : [after Spawn cuts off his head] You're gonna pay for this. It's not over yet. I'll gum you to death. I'll bite you.

  [tries to pick his head up with his tongue]

  Clown : Hey, Wanda, how do you think of my little head, huh?

  [the rest of his body melts as well as his head]

  Clown : This is your last to join up. Think about it. Come on.

  [his head continues to melt]

  Clown : You'll pay for this.

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